Alone In The Dark (2005)
UK THEATRICAL RELEASE: Feb 28th 2005 TOTAL FILM REVIEW
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Clearly an alien sent from the planet Crap to torment us, B-movie shit-merchant Uwe Boll here directs the worst music video you’ve ever seen. One that lasts for 96 excruciating minutes. It’s a tumorous, brain-raping horror that should have immediately been dipped in concrete and dumped in the Atlantic. Along with its director.
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