Alone In The Dark

Clearly an alien sent from the planet Crap to torment us, B-movie shit-merchant Uwe Boll here directs the worst music video you’ve ever seen. One that lasts for 96 excruciating minutes. It’s a tumorous, brain-raping horror that should have immediately been dipped in concrete and dumped in the Atlantic. Along with its director.

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News
- Michael Bay hits back at Boll!
  And Eli Roth talks about Uwe too...
- Uwe Boll makes a video statement
  He's the only genius in the movie business, apparently.
- Uwe Boll petition gets 69,000 signatures in 24 hours!
  Ah, the magic of the internets...
- Trailers for Uwe Boll's Postal are online...
  The worst director of all time has a new film out
- Uwe Boll takes on his critics - and wins
  The Alone In The Dark director has triumphed in boxing matches against online critics
Features
- “Michael Bay is a f***ing retard!”
  Uwe Boll’s maddest moments

Film Details

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UK Theatrical Release Date: Feb 28th 2005
Starring
Director
- Uwe Boll

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