The Sell-Out: Johnson obviously thought he was doing a ‘Will Ferrel as an Elf’ style comedy when he signed on for The Tooth Fairy. Shame it’s more like ‘Robin Williams as Peter Pan’ in the crap stakes. The Rock in silk pyjamas and tights? That’s an image we never, ever needed to see.
Most Demeaning Scene: Johnson dangles from a wire as tennis balls are lobbed at his silky self. Have you no shame, man?