Played By: Roberts Blossom

Funny How: Kevin’s older brothers Buzz and Rod wind Kevin up about how Old Man Marley murdered his family and keeps his victims in his salt bin, where they turn into mummies.

Deathly afraid of being Marley’s next victim, Kevin avoids him. But after a heart to heart at the local church, Kevin learns he’s just lonely, and the old man turns out to be Kevin’s guardian angel.

Hobo Wisdom: “You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid!”