Played By: Mel Brooks

Funny How: For a bet, rich businessman Goddard Bolt bets rival Cresswell that he can survive 30 days in a run down slum. If he wins he can develop the slum for next to nothing. If Cresswell wins, he gets to develop the area.

Bolt, nicknamed Pepto, discovers a different side of himself and even falls in love.

Hobo Wisdom: “There's an enormous difference between us. Even though in your twisted mind, you think you're rich, you're really not. On the other hand, because of my serious understanding of the world of finance, I have amassed six point four billion dollars.”