Played By: Patrick Cranshaw

Funny How: Joseph ‘Blue’ Palasky is the oldest pledge of the fraternity set up by Mitch, Beanie and Frank. Beanie describes him as “an Old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot”.

We’re not sure if he’s technically a hobo, but he doesn’t seem to have a lot of places to go, or possessions, or teeth. What we do know is that Blue is awesome and we really wanted him on this list.

Hobo Wisdom: (Asked if he’s okay with wrestling two topless girls in the pool of KY jelly) “Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.”