Played By: Don Ameche, Ralph Bellamy

Funny How: Randolph and Mortimer are the Duke brothers from the film Trading Places, also starring Eddie Murphy, also directed by John Landis.

Left bankrupt at the end of that film, they are reduced to homeless transients here, until Murphy’s character Akeem donates a sizable chunk of pocket change in passing - though they manage not to notice that Akeem looks exactly like Billy Ray Valentine.

Hobo Wisdom: “Mortimer, we’re back in business!”