The Witch: Mistress of the Dark Elvira is a TV host in Los Angles who quits her job thanks to sexual harassment claims (um, have you seen her outfit?) and heads home for a funeral. There she discovers an ancient recipe book that belonged to her Great Aunt. In actuality, it's a book of shadows. Can she survive rumours that she’s a witch?

The Hotness: Think the antithesis of Dolly Parton. Hammer Horror could have done with a babe like Elvira to liven up their stock back in the day.

Boasting all three of the big Bs – barnet, boobs and balls – Elvira’s a slinky, sexy vixen.