Quentin Tarantino’s busily finishing off his long-awaited / quickly-made Inglourious Basterds in time for its Cannes premiere this May.
Go and watch the trailer here, then come back and tell us what’s missing. Yup, it’s girls.
Sure, our heroine is a mademoiselle, but as anyone who has read the script will tell you, she’s not in the flick half as much as she should be.
So we’ve gathered together some of the meanest females in movie history, so that Tarantino can sign them up for the sequel. Inglourious Betches, anyone?
10. Lori Quaid (Sharon Stone) – Total Recall (1990)
Why She's a Basterd: Not a lot of ladies can give King Of Austria Arnold Schwarzenegger a pasting. But his undercover missus bloody well does.
Once the Oak rumbles that she’s a bad ‘un, the evil bint shoots him, slashes him and chop-sockys him.
Even when he knocks her down, she still bounces back to give him a vicious goolie-stamping.
Lori: Doug. Honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweet heart? Sweet heart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!
[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her]
Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce.
What She’d Do To Tarantino's Nazis: Distract them with lycra sportswear, before delivering a swift left-foot to their temples.