The Character: An oddball among oddballs on Nicolas Cage’s regularly mental CV, Loew is a selfish literary agent, whose hard-living lifestyle drives him to the brink. His only meaningful human contact comes when he gets himself a psychiatrist.

It's business as usual when he scores with a hottie at a club and takes her home, until she reveals her vampiric fangs and sinks them in his neck. From there his life unravels rapidly, as he struggles to see his own reflection, and does his best to dodge sunlight.

His newfound syndrome doesn’t make him any more sympathetic though, as the ruthless troublemaker still causes hell for those around him.

Craziest Moment: He has pretty much lost ‘it’ (if he ever had it), when he hits a club with a pair of plastic joke-shop fangs wedged in his gob.