The Good Guy: Gandhi (Ben Kingsley)

Regular Quote: "Despite the best intentions of the best of you, you must, in the nature of things, humiliate us to control us. General Dyer is but an extreme example of the principle... it is time you left."

The Possession: While meditating on the state of his country, Gandhi is possessed by the spirit of Don Logan, who got sent straight to hell shortly after the events in Sexy Beast.

Britain's rule in India comes to a rather more violent end as Logan gathers the millions of followers he's suddenly acquired and proceeds to beat the living crap out of the local soldiers.

Demonic Dialogue: "You're the problem! You're the f*****g problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag f*****g spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the f*****g ground, promise you!"