The Teen: Brett (Jack O’Connell), foul-mouthed, unhinged poster-boy for “Broken Britain”.

The Badness: The sort of ferret-faced troublemaker you’d expect to see sat at the back of the no. 374 bus, belting out N-Dubz from his Nokia. Brett might just seem like a pain in the arse at first, but one dog-related accident later and he’s turned into a knife-wielding, torture-happy maniac. One of the most believable villains on this list, and consequently the most terrifying.

Hug A Hoodie: He was fine(ish) before his dog bit the dust, so a new mutt will hopefully cheer him up. Although maybe not a Rottweiler this time…