Comments

• • SCQ47

    Jan 13th 2010, 18:25

    Let's not forget that Avatar teaches us that all military personnel have a blood-lust for killing people in 3rd world countries. Every. Single. One of them. Oh, and they all tear the sleeves off their uniforms, especially colonels. (F*** you, Cameron.)

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 13th 2010, 21:54

    Avatards?mmm nice!! almost intelligent, especially for total film, naturally you go on for ever about perceptions and perspectivs and compare good verses evil and u.s.a and iraq n na'vi etc, but please what a load of digging unjustafiable s**te!! cant you all just be happy and accept a film for its visual magnificance instead of feeding off of its obvious propoganda, mushy message and atleast someone in the world is trying to spread this message through such a mainstream iconic movie to somewhat educate the ignorant!!! Or maybe its quite basic suddenly we're Avatar haters cos its doing so well at the box office n ya cant stand it, tough s**t theres more to come LONG LIVE CAMERON!!! (f**k YOU SCQ47)

    Alert a moderator

  • SCQ47

    Jan 14th 2010, 13:13

    @Mattsismus OF COURSE you only want everyone to focus on the visuals and ignore the story entirely, you intellectually stunted muppet. It's your fan boy mentality that has you marching to the theater with wad of cash in hand because you bought into all the commercials, a complete sucker for hype. Worse of all, you abandon story and subtext for special FX which is only aesthetic created to support the story telling. But no, not you and the cattle! You are nothing more than a neanderthal overly impressed by Cameron waving around a lit torch like he just invented fire. Truth is, there's nothing inventive or original about his work and there is nothing between your ears. If you are going to say "f**k you" to me, step up your game, Avatard.

    Alert a moderator

  • BradWolf

    Jan 14th 2010, 16:25

    Would you 2 just get it over with and make out, the tension is killing me- I appreciate that the story has a mixture of anti war & eco-babble; which very much captures the zeitgeist right now and in all essence Mattsimus & SCQ47 are both correct. You do feel that the message is a touch too spoonfed, as most mainstream US movies tend to be, however you do have to acknowledge the ground breaking effects and movie making processes that led us to one of the most visually stunning and mostly entertaining movies this century. Hype or no hype Cameron has the b@lls to address the unlawful occupation led by the US & UK whilst raising the bar in, as Southpark commented recently, a film with giant smurfs. Good Times.

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 14th 2010, 16:39

    @....um sorry what was your name? who are you? oh thats right your a barcode... lets start again then for the politically incorrect....... @SCQ47? MMM whats the matter ur mother couldnt think of a better name for you than that or maybe she had so many muppets she just started giving you all codes instead..... Now back to the movie shall we....natuarally story helps, however lets be frank a story on this project would have been a bonus, however it wasnt essential, n seems to me like you want every movie to be an intelectual masterpeice due to your lack of education...NOT EVERY MOVIE HAS TO BE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION OR USUAL SUSPECTS YOU BABOON MOLESTING VIRGIN!!!!!! surely code giving mama taught you that right before ya got kicked outta film school for spanking off a camera lense!!!! problem is theres a lot of ppl getting mixed up when it comes to movies we want to be entertained, taken on a journey, given something original but sometimes you should just leave your brain at the door and go along for the ride. I never have and never will follow hype, im pretty sure that if you do that then quite obviously your going to be dissapointed with pretty much every movie you see, hence your reaction to this movie, so infact you listened to the hype raised your own expectations and thus consequently set yourself up for a big fall before you even saw Avatar!!! and will no doubt do the same to every blockbuster movie thats on its way to the flicks,(OH N I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THE TRAILER FOR AVATAR!!! HAHAHAHA) but hey im not judging you, im sure you do really have a life outside of the cinema, your just lost on the way out to the odeon carpark where you keep your non battery operated sc****r, have fun following the movie critique wannabe slaters sheep boy, oh n step up to what mark? as far as i can see you're still down there in the gutter reading old movie reviews that were handed down to you by your pimp!!! and yes f**k you A(S)V(C)A(Q)T(4)A(7)R.D...........SAY HI TO MAMA FOR ME......oh no dont bother ill tell her myself x

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 14th 2010, 16:52

    Hahaha well its true Mr Bradwolf n thanks for the 50/50 support, just think certain ppl need to calm down a tad n be entertained, taken on a journey, not every movie has to be shawshank redemption or the usual suspects,infact i didnt even think it was that impressive when i saw the trailer so i just waited for the movie, if you give into hype however your just giving in to dissapointment and setting yourself up for a big fall before its even been realeased. There is no getting away from the fact this movie is visually stunning, but so were others of the last couple of months yet didnt have the same quality of sustanance e.g.2012!!! Sometimes you need to leave your brain at the door and go along for the ride and be thankful there is actually a brighter optimistic alternative to the current worldly conflicts currently present in our society......... Speaking of rides SCQ47 HOW DID YOUR MUM LIKE HER LAST ONE WITH ME HAHAHA oh by the way nice name? SCQ47,couldnt she think of a real name for ya, or is it cos she so many muppets she just started giving you all code hahahahaha you Kermit shagger x

    Alert a moderator

  • coldchilli

    Jan 14th 2010, 18:20

    Wait, I thought it was a copy of Disney's Pocahontas? http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/james-camerons-pocohontas-err-avatar

    Alert a moderator

  • coldchilli

    Jan 14th 2010, 18:20

    Wait, I thought it was a copy of Disney's Pocahontas? http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/james-camerons-pocohontas-err-avatar

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 14th 2010, 21:11

    Wait, I thought Disneys Pocahontas was an animated version of a real account of a native indian who actually left her native country and then died a few years later only to have her body then returned to her father by the man who took her in the first place!!! mmm surprised you havent wasted more time comparing other simular stories/ subject matters like l.o.t.r and harry potter, i mean wow they both have wizards n magic after all!! oh n spiders n dragons oh my day cant beleive i didint notice this before, not to mention theres actually pretty much the same moral message throughout every disney movie with different characters, styles, settings etc, good verses evil is actually apparent in pretty much everything! Thanks for the heads up though, ill just watch Pocahontas now instead whilst wearing 3D glasses maybe that would work.........

    Alert a moderator

  • RoyMantooth

    Jan 15th 2010, 2:07

    is mattsimus james cameron? he's awfully defensive (cue his trademark, "HAHAHAHA".) ya sound psycho, kid. relax. evidence? you repeated your argument in two separate responses that sounded equally hysterical. jump through the hoops, doggy. woof.

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 15th 2010, 9:53

    lol sorry i mean HAHAHAHA...... thought id repeat since there seems to be a few Cameron haters that are clearly missing the point of entertainment value through movies as well as education and clearly take some of this movie s**t way to seriously(MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING LAID!), it appears all though ive not always been camerons biggest fan and there are big things missing from some of his movies, you've always got the same fan boy blockbuster haters expecting a 2n half hr epic that consistantly uses the dictionary for a script.....get a life n enjoy movies without making a career out of slagging everything off......i dont think you realise how sterotypical and cliche youve all become as it now appears to be a fashion to bully successful movies......oh n if i was Cameron id be smiling anyhow as he now has the 2 highest grossing movies of all time under his belt James "Mattsimus" Cameron HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOF WOOF COMIC BOOK SHAGGERS X

    Alert a moderator

  • ColouredPurple

    Jan 15th 2010, 21:02

    The Vatican newspaper has accused Avatar of changing people's perception of religion! People will worship nature and the environment instead of true religion. I'll let you make up your own minds on that one. Great article. Some people are just craving attention with these stupid theories. Others are just wacky.

    Alert a moderator

  • RoyMantooth

    Jan 15th 2010, 22:49

    woof woof.

    Alert a moderator

  • andyrew5000

    Jan 16th 2010, 16:00

    I'ts not evil. Just c**p.

    Alert a moderator

  • murphy

    Jan 17th 2010, 23:16

    Tut tut all this fuss over a re-boot of FernGully: The Last Rainforest, and Mattsimus you need to chill and i'm sure mr cameron will let you suck it if you ask him

    Alert a moderator

  • murphy

    Jan 17th 2010, 23:54

    it's not pocahontas, it's a reboot of ferngully: the last rainforrest

    Alert a moderator

  • Dortmunder70

    Jan 18th 2010, 12:28

    that comment at 15 just made me laugh out loud at my desk, nice one Murphy.

    Alert a moderator

  • Mattsimus

    Jan 18th 2010, 15:47

    Hey whormunter 70! What desk? the desk murphy has you bent over taking it in the ferngullly whilst Murphy's boyfreinds riding captain c**k HAHAHAHA.........x

    Alert a moderator

  • Dortmunder70

    Jan 18th 2010, 17:00

    thats the one, mate you're priceless, more entertaining than that blue cat cartoon.

    Alert a moderator

  • Cumnutz

    Jan 25th 2010, 15:46

    All these comments are bloody marvelous!! Mattsimus, I've got a feeling your slightly overweight, have a constant aroma of man musk and cheese with a small bedroom in Mummys house that you perpetually beat you c*ck in. Which may I add is where all those sores have come from! Keep clean my boy...keep clean! A wet-wipe will suffice if your too fat/lazy to get in the shower!! Peace out b***hes!! Enjoy movies, hate idiots!!

    Alert a moderator