The Talent: Diego Luna and Romola Garai are the sexy waiter and the beautiful girl who falls for him as they tango all over the place. The late Patrick Swayze has a cameo as a dance class instructor.

The Tag: “Break the Rules. Find Your Freedom. Live Your Life.”

The Turkey Trouble: Blah blah blah… Finding your own way in life… Blah blah… doing things for yourself… blah blah… Aren’t the cast pretty?

Havana Nights is a pointless, listless sequel that never reaches the legwarmer-clad heights of the original despite a competent cast and the requisite nod from The Swayze. This is one baby that should be put in a corner. And left there.

Has The Director Worked Since? Guy Ferland switched to that great director’s rehab – TV.