The Talent: The largely unknown likes of Susan May Pratt, Richard Speight Jr, Cameron Richardson and Eric Dane, who seems to be more famous right now for a celebrity nudie tape than anything he does on Grey’s Anatomy.

The Tag: “In the water no one can hear you scream.”

The Turkey Trouble: The original was Jaws-meets-Blair Witch, but the sequel opts for something a little more conventional with a tale of stranded swimmers, this time minus the finned fiends.

It’s actually not completely terrible, but you’ll quickly tire of the wittering characters and start wishing they’d make with the drowning.

Has The Director Worked Since? The superbly named Hans Horn made a couple of TV movies following the film sinking. Someone get that man a sex comedy!