10. Dracula's White Tower - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

“I am the last of my kind,” laments Gary Oldman’s bloodsucker in Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula reprise. The long, black flowing locks might be on the poster, but everyone remembers the shocking white tower of hair – subsequently adopted by Mr Burns in The Simpsons.

It either looks like two massive scoops of cheap ice cream on the head of a corpse, or our nan's bra dumped on the bonce of a French mime, we can't choose. Either way, it's idiotic.