Poster A: James Cameron's Titanic is supposedly the highest grossing film in history, if you ignore all that inflation stuff. Winning 11 Oscars and ensuring Celine Dion is hated by legions of music fans everywhere, Titanic is the epic that sank all epics.

Poster B: Accused of putting style, and muscle, before substance, Zach Snyder's anally faithful apatation of Frank Miller's graphic novel 300 is the tale of mighty Spartan warriers, tiny leather hotpants and a lot of sweat, blood and shouty Scots.

The Mash-Up: With the persians eventually defeated and the Spartans threatened by the new democratic and united Greece, they set sail aboard an anachronistic vessel of unsinkable reputation, stocked up on ale and looking for a fight, and possibly a curry.

Questing to wherever a battle may lie, they run afoul of the one thing even Spartans can't master when their not-so-trusty iron vessel is torn open by a rather large iceberg. Creative to the very end, they at least manage to invent the cocktail by adding ice to a mix of berries and liquer.