The Milkybar Kid

The Ad: Nothing can defeat the Milkybar kid. Not robots, not bigger cowboys, not nothin'. He's the best.

The Movie: We feel the good old Western is due a proper revival. And who better to pioneer such a revival than the Milkybar Kid?

Sure, he might be a bit sickly and specky - and about nine years old - but he's dead cute.

The townsfolk of San Leche, Texas, are under threat from cattle rustlers. Every night another herd goes missing, and the rustlers are pretty mean. They got guns. Big ones. And cattle prods!

Fearing for the future of their town, the townsfolk call upon the Milkybar Kid to come and clean up the mess left behind by the thieving sonsofbitches. And to re-claim their cattle. It's a tough job, but he's man enough.

The Director: After both the Mariachi and Spy Kids Trilogies, Robert Rodriguez has proven himself a worthy choice to direct a family-friendly-action-adventure-Western.   

The Cast: There must be another Culkin kid kicking around somewhere, surely? If not, Macaulay still looks about twelve, we're sure he'd get away with it.

Notable supporting performances include Jessica Simpson as prostitute Annie-Sue and Danny Trejo as the token Mexican bandido.