Postal Gold
The Ad: It's just another one of those gold-4-cash jobbies. You don't have to watch it if you don't want to. Well, not all of it anyhow. It might make you want to stab things.
The Movie: Look at how creepy the guy is! There's got to be something fishy going on...
He's actually a psychopathic serial killer, and head of a cult. Members of the cult pose as Postal Gold workers in the background, or as case studies in the advert.
He is amassing a bounty of gold to melt down and use in an elaborate 'art' project, where he'll fuse human bodies together with molten gold to create some kind of spectacular sculpture.
He gets the bodies by refusing to pay for peoples' gold. Instead, he baits them with a challenge to come and reclaim the gold themselves.
Then he starts cutting bits off them and molding them into the sculpture. While they're still alive.
The Director: It's sickening and cheap, but real entertaining. Rob Zombie would do a terrific job.
The Cast: We'd like to get hold of the real Postal Gold guy and offer him the part. He has wonderful eyes.
Comments
Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:49
Surreal,calm,wonderful!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:53
This Guinness advert will now reside in the Hall of Legends for all eternity!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:56
Wonderfully appalling...£85 for a divorce wedding ring? Depressing...post your gold in a jiffy bag with Postal Gold all over the front? Yeah,right!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:01
Stunningly realised Hovis advert...but I don't care for the bread itself! I think it presumes upon itself...
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:06
I find that this Barclays advert became grotesque!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:08
Wickedly clever Cadburys ape drummer sweats with Phil Collins inside him?
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:15
Levi's jeans advert running through walls and stunningly a forest and treetop...a classic!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:19
We want the Return of the Judderman advert!! When the moon is FAT!
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