Captain Birds Eye's Fishfingers
The Ad: Cap'n Birds Eye commands a ship whose crew is made up entirely of small children. All they seem to do is sing, dance and eat fish fingers. We want that life.
Oddly, Birds Eye chooses to be captain of a galleon rather than a fishing trawler. Where does he get all that cod?
The Movie: Cap'n Birds Eye is a very bad man.
He sails the seven seas, stopping at various ports and stealing children to use as slaves aboard his ship, The Fish Finger.
Don't worry, no funny stuff. He just hates kids.
They're too scared to rise up against him - he's quite a scary man, and the ranks are divided. There's a lot of snitching going on.
The film follows one small group's efforts to overthrow the evil Birds Eye and return home.
The Director: Steven Spielberg reclaims his sea legs and does his thing (with a nice big budget).
The Cast: This is the movie that will launch the careers of the next batch of unknown child actors. Robbie Coltrane gets himself a mighty big, white beard and terrifies the living daylights out of all the kids. Hagrid he ain't.
Comments
Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:49
Surreal,calm,wonderful!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:53
This Guinness advert will now reside in the Hall of Legends for all eternity!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 11:56
Wonderfully appalling...£85 for a divorce wedding ring? Depressing...post your gold in a jiffy bag with Postal Gold all over the front? Yeah,right!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:01
Stunningly realised Hovis advert...but I don't care for the bread itself! I think it presumes upon itself...
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:06
I find that this Barclays advert became grotesque!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:08
Wickedly clever Cadburys ape drummer sweats with Phil Collins inside him?
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:15
Levi's jeans advert running through walls and stunningly a forest and treetop...a classic!!
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Lingdada
Nov 6th 2009, 12:19
We want the Return of the Judderman advert!! When the moon is FAT!
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