The Costumes: Ornate with a capital ‘Oh!’ Not a penny is wasted on our Queen’s wardrobe; it’s a wonder she can move under all that fabric.

The Constrictions: You’d think being Queen of England would be seven shades of awesome. Unfortunately, when Elizabeth inherits the throne she discovers that she’s nothing more than a figurehead/pawn as the men around her seek to influence her with their own designs.

That tight-as-hell clothing couldn’t be more symbolic of Elizabeth’s constricted existence if it were made of iron and barbed wire.

If They Changed Costumes: Girl power to the rescue! Get Elizabeth some platform shoes, a Union Jack dress and one seriously effective brassiere (not to mention four annoying sidekicks), and she'll mop the floor with those conniving government types.