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Apr 9th 2009


Gooby

Initial thoughts: MOTHER PUSS BUCKET! WHAT IS THAT THING?   

It looks like Teddy Ruxpin crossbred with Sasquatch.

What does the poster tell us: That Robbie Coltrane needs a new agent. And that Eugene Levy needs… Aw, it’s too late for him.

Does it make us want to see the film? Not even at gunpoint.

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    • starwars4life

      Apr 9th 2009, 16:49

      What has Robbie Coltrane done?! He used to be respected! His career was at tail end after appearing in 'Provoked' but now it has plummeted to somewhere i don't think even a group of pubescent wizards could save him from.

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    • kevinknapman

      Apr 9th 2009, 18:01

      If you think the 'Gooby' poster is bad, check out the trailer http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi1635189529/ I really hope to god this is just a late April Fool's joke.

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    • Aberskene

      Apr 9th 2009, 20:17

      what in the name of god is that Gooby pish?! jesus, i'm gonna have nightmares about that bloody freaky bear thing for weeks.

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    • espontaneo

      Apr 9th 2009, 22:36

      Jesus H Christ that is without doubt one of the most awful trailers I have ever seen. What's with the voiceover it's like something off of the grindhouse trailer classics DVD only scarier!

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    • Mart15

      Apr 10th 2009, 14:00

      I wonder how many people they can fool with the prestigious film festival laurel thingies at the top... Because everyone's heard of and trusts the taste of the Toronto Family Film Festival board :P

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    • thedarkknight

      Apr 14th 2009, 0:40

      Gooby trailer. "I love you, willy." LOL That's the voice of the guy who did trailers on VHS videos for Free Willy and other s**t. I think that film might be so bad it will be really good.

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