Initial thoughts: Well, it doesn’t have floaty big heads. That’s a big plus. And the top-down approach to the imagery is nicely original.
We’re not saying it’s going on our wall anytime soon, but it’s a decent take on the action movie imagery.
What does the poster tell us: Columbus short is apparently worthy of the “and” credit. Really? And not Jean Reno or Larry Fishburne?
Does it make us want to see the film? Yes, for the most part. Though that’s more down to the concept of the movie than the picture.
Initial thoughts: CAMERON DIAZ! Hey, do you think Cameron Diaz is in this? If so, we hope that nasty rash clears up soon.
The studio obviously wants to go for star power over selling the mystery, but the tiny man intrigues us.
What does the poster tell us: Is that a box? It looks like a handbag he’s holding.
Does it make us want to see the film? No. But it’s Richard Kelly and we really, truly want to give him the benefit of the doubt after Southland Tales. Come back to us, RK!
Drag Me To Hell
Initial thoughts: Now THIS is a poster! We can see Sam Raimi chuckling as he approves the idea.
Even the tagline works.
What does the poster tell us: Alison Lohman is having a very bad day. But orange suits her, so it’s a lose-win deal.
Does it make us want to see the film? Oh hell – pun entirely intended – yes!
Julie & Julia
Initial thoughts: Hey, how did a magazine article from the ‘80s find its way into a cinema poster casing. It’s what? For the new Meryl Streep? Really?
All kidding aside, it makes us reassess our lives. And yes, we have… butter.
What does the poster tell us: That eggs might be featured at some point. But it’s partly about cooking, so that figures.
Does it make us want to see the film? Not yet, though the cast – Streep and Amy Adams – is certainly a draw. We’re just hoping Nora Ephron has stepped her game up.
Initial thoughts: It’s a teaser poster, so we’ll go slightly easier on this one. But Robert Downey Jr certainly looks like he should be sneaking around period alleyways.
Only trouble is, it would be as Jack The Ripper. Still, liking the pipe action.
What does the poster tell us: That America will get its Holmes fill just in time for Christmas. Oh, and Downey Jr’s glasses are cool.
Does it make us want to see the film? Tough to tell at this point. We’ll go with… maybe.
Initial thoughts: Oooh…. Psychedelic! And period appropriate to boot. Hats off to the Woodstock poster team – they’ve created something pretty cool here.
It’s one that wouldn’t look out of place on a wall. But we’re not quite sold by the “take the trip” tagline.
What does the poster tell us: That whoever designed this likes certain recreational narcotics. Or just thumbed through The Big Book Of The ‘60s.
Does it make us want to see the film? Actually, it does. As soon as our eyes go back to normal.
Initial thoughts: It’s certainly in keeping with the current run of TS imagery. Lots of embers, moody blokes and killer robots.
A little generic, but we like the blend of Bale, Worthington and the chrome dome.
What does the poster tell us: That it’s actually a wacky sitcom! Featuring the crazy antics of two mismatched buddies and their money-grabbing cybernetic landlord! Okay, maybe not.
Does it make us want to see the film: Not more than we do already. Which is to say a lot.
The Girlfriend Experience
Initial thoughts: And we thought the Taking Woodstock poster messed with our eyes.
It’s almost too much like a Maybelline ad, but it sells the idea well.
What does the poster tell us: That sexy lady Sasha Grey is either really surprised at something on the road ahead, or we’ve caught her in a moment of naughtiness.
Does it make us want to see the film? The tag line, “See it with someone you **** draws us in. Plus, porn star. So, okay.
The Great Buck Howard
Initial thoughts: While it screams “quirky indie comedy that was at Sundance”, it’s not a bad example of the type.
And any poster sporting Steve Zahn with a huge ‘tache is all right by us.
What does the poster tell us: That the filmmakers want to have their a-list cake and eat it. Yes, it focuses on Malkovich and Colin Hanks, but they couldn’t resist getting a pic of Tom in there.
Does it make us want to see the film? Yeah, it does.
Where The Wild Things Are
Initial thoughts: You! Behind the tree! We see you! Ah, Wild Things… is there noting you can’t make better?
We’ve seen online bitching that the forest looks like someone’s local park, but we really like this image.
What does the poster tell us: That the Wild Things are mischievous types, and need to sharpen their claws like domestic house cats.
Does it make us want to see the film? We were sold before this. Would this poster alone make us go? Probably.
Initial thoughts: The Future begins? More like giant floating heads watch over us all!
Come on, Paramount… Couldn’t you have scrounged up some new cast images to use? And the shot of the Enterprise being built? Not doing it for us.
We prefer the US poster. See that one below.
What does the poster tell us: Kirk might just be the focus here. Possibly Spock.
Does it make us want to see the film? Only if you love people on bikes fleeing starship construction yards.
Initial thoughts: MOTHER PUSS BUCKET! WHAT IS THAT THING?
It looks like Teddy Ruxpin crossbred with Sasquatch.
What does the poster tell us: That Robbie Coltrane needs a new agent. And that Eugene Levy needs… Aw, it’s too late for him.
Does it make us want to see the film? Not even at gunpoint.