Some troopers get the worst assignments - we imagine Lord Vader would be a notoriously picky backseat driver, who would crush your windpipe if you dared take the long way round.

This guy also looks like he's posing like a galactic male model. Oh, and we want to believe the sign for "Mr Roark" is a nod to Fantasy Island. Except, of course, Ricardo Montalban's character was spelt 'Roarke'... Nerd alert!