12 Messed-Up Movie Families
Putting the 'fun' in dysfunction...
By Mark PowellJan 18th 2010The Godfather (1972)
The Family: The Corleones
The Issues: Mostly to do with their approach to conflict reolution, it has to be said. Most brothers, when faced with a seemingly unspannable rift growing between them, will do the honourable thing and give each other a series of almighty dead-legs before agreeing to settle it over an epic table football battle. Or something.
The Corleones are a little less forgiving - particularly in Part II, when Michael has his bro Fredo whacked in a fishing boat while watching impassively from the shore. Then again, at least Mike gives ol' Fred a kiss first...it might be the kiss of death, but it's still probably beyond the emotional boundaries of most rival male siblings after a scrap.
Would Therapy Help? Probably, but who the hell would take the job as therapist to the Corleones? HR would be interviewing for replacements while you were still sharpening your pencils and trying to figure out the photocopier - and they almost certainly wouldn't bother offering a pension plan.
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markrobertson
Jan 13th 2010, 13:57
Good list but what about the seriously mental Jordan family from Happiness?
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Hadouken76
Jan 13th 2010, 18:00
im guessing the addams family is considered too normal for this list and the brady bunch have been reading way too much L.Ron Hubbard
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skinjob
Jan 13th 2010, 21:59
I can't believe there's no House of 1000 Corpses / Devil's Rejects. Or the Katakuris from The Happiness of the Katakuris!! Or Old Boy - hello!!! Father and daughter eeeuuggghh!!
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codzman
Jan 15th 2010, 9:50
Forget the crazy french film Ma mère i'm guessing now theres one messed up mum and son relationship!
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ColouredPurple
Jan 15th 2010, 21:40
I second mentioning the Addams Family. Yeah, they're cute and they function but damn, they're weird. As far as dysfunctional goes... The Simpsons!
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