The Government: It’s 2027, and with global infertility leaving humankind somewhat on their last legs, the UK is the last fully operating country on a planet that’s gradually going kaput. Naturally, all manner of asylum seekers have made their way over to Blighty in search of shelter, only for the Government to round them up and sling them into detention camps.

Meanwhile, anyone caught so much as smiling at an immigrant is bundled in with them, whilst suicide kits are not-so-subtly marketed as a viable and helpful way out. Makes the Winter of Discontent look like a picnic. Rubbish in the streets? Pah, what were they whinging about?

Better than Labour? Definitely not. With anyone with an accent shunted into a holding pen, it’s a bit like watching a party broadcast by the BNP.