The Film: Adaptation of Ludovich Kennedy’s non-fiction book about John Christie (Richard Attenborough), the ordinary looking guy who murdered at least 6 women, including his wife, in the 50s and 60s. Also framed his neighbour, Timothy Evans (John Hurt).

The Neighbour: Special Constable and war vet who liked to gas women, strangle and rape them. Also got his neighbour unjustly convicted and hanged. Bastard.

How To Avoid: Trust no one. Beware odd smells. Run from special constables. Fear unexplained gardening and DIY. Be suspicious of quiet people. Avoid old people. Avoid people.