The Rubbish: Straight-to-video horror graced with not one but TWO directors in the form of Geno McGahee and Jeremy Weiskotten (we’ve never heard of them either). It has characters named things like Dicky and Dicky’s Wife. It’s all a bit Children Of The Corn.
Rising Or Risible? You’re more likely to get a rise out of us by wrestling us into one of those Chinese finger traps. At least that would be entertaining.