The Rubbish: Threequel. Not directed by James Cameron. Stars weirdo Nick Stahl. Tries to give us something new by re-using Cameron’s scrapped idea of a female Terminator (there’s a reason he scrapped it).
Rising Or Risible? Would’ve been better if they’d managed to raise Sarah Connor from the dead rather than killing her off before the opening credits. If the film hadn’t already lost us half an hour in, our expectations were well and truly flattened with that terrible “Talk to the hand” moment. Shudder.