The Film: Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 smash musical romance set in the legendary French cabaret, the Moulin Rouge.

The Scene Set-Up: Nicole Kidman makes a killer entrance on a swing above the audience of the MR, singing ‘Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend’.

She then segues into Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’, crowd surfing to trumpeting... trumpets before joining Jim Broadbent behind a mask of dancer petticoats to change into a feathery white delight.

The Sauce: Lots of flirting and double entendre, but Ms Kidman keeps it filth-free. The most we get is peeled-off gloves and an off-camera costume change. Tease.