The Film: Death Becomes Her proved that immortality comes at a hefty price.

Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep take a potion which grants them eternal youth. It gets a bit gross, though, when they both survive fatal injuries, leaving them weirdly disfigured.

The Affair: While married to Madeline (Streep), Ernest (Bruce Willis) has an affair with Helen (Hawn). The adulterous lovers plot to kill Madeline. Unfortunately, Madeline just won't die.

Long-Term Relationship? Understandably a bit freaked out by the whole thing, Ernest scarpers. It's probably for the best.