The Triangle:
Waif-like Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), departed beau Edward Cullen (R-Pat) and latest attraction Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner)
Does It Get Complicated?
You’d have thought things were going to settle down, what with Edward being a vampire ‘n’ all. He did tend to attract the wrong sort of crowd.
Jacob looks a better bet, doesn’t he? Hunkier, not so pallid...and he’s crazy about Bella. All-round better boyfriend material. Except Bella’s still pining for Edward.
Oh, and Jacob’s a werewolf. Did we not mention that?
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bentgaga
Nov 19th 2009, 23:14
Riverdance Fan Jack... hahahahahahaha
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