The Triangle:

Waif-like Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), departed beau Edward Cullen (R-Pat) and latest attraction Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner)

Does It Get Complicated?  

You’d have thought things were going to settle down, what with Edward being a vampire ‘n’ all.  He did tend to attract the wrong sort of crowd.

Jacob looks a better bet, doesn’t he?  Hunkier, not so pallid...and he’s crazy about Bella.  All-round better boyfriend material.  Except Bella’s still pining for Edward.  

Oh, and Jacob’s a werewolf.  Did we not mention that?