14 Creepy Movie Clowns

Its Comic Relief tonight. Someone save us from this lot...

7. Claire Kane (Short Cuts 1993)

The Clown: Party novelty-for-hire Claire Kane (Ann Archer), who drives to jobs in her clown-adorned car and shows up with a green wig and yellow/purple ensemble that 

Why She’s Funny: She has to be. As the sole breadwinner married to a shiftless, unemployed salesman (Anne Archer), she goes all out in quirky style at the parties she’s hired for.

Why She’s Terrifying: When she discovers her hubby kept on fishing even after he and his buddies discovered the body of a dead girl nearby, she goes ballistic. Ever had a clown shoe head towards your face at full speed?

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    • dholleyuk

      Mar 13th 2009, 12:32

      Great performance - shame we will never see it again from him

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    • dholleyuk

      Mar 13th 2009, 12:33

      Not sure I agree with this - not creapy at all

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    • dholleyuk

      Mar 13th 2009, 12:34

      I thought this was a great performance by Williams and when you look at the subject matter it was so well thought and delivered by him

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    • Aeghast

      Mar 13th 2009, 15:45

      you can't comment individually, people

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    • Toursiveu

      Mar 13th 2009, 17:10

      You forgot the scariest looking clown of all time (well maybe after Tim Curry's Pennywise) : the living dead clown from George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. He's only on screen for a coupla frames but he scared the bejesus out of me when I was a kid.

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