The Exorcist: Father Lucas Trevant (Anthony Hopkins)

Pros: He's Anthony Hopkins, which means he has gravitas to spare, even on an off day. As he has performed over 1000 exorcisms, you know he's got the experience, and he's probably highly recommended.

He's also reassuringly hammy in his execution of the rites.

Cons: He's prone to delivering his lessons in pretentious cliches. He's based in Rome, but you get creepy, atmospheric alleyways rather than photogenic vistas.

And can you ever trust the man who was Hannibal Lecter?

USP: He's an exorcist teacher, so he really knows his stuff.

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