The Kidnappers: Work experience mobster Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) and his highly plausible lesbian supervisor Ricki (Jennifer Lopez).

The Kidnappee: Brian (Justin Bartha), a mentally challenged but clearly perfectly well-adjusted Baywatch addict. (Who wasn't?)

Does It End Well? It certainly does for Brian, notwithstanding the fact that he had to spend altogether too long in the company of Bennifer - he ends up being dumped on the set of his aforementioned favourite show, which just happens to be filming nearby.

As for Larry and Ricki, they...uh...pfft, who cares?