The Kidnappers: A tag-team - or so it looks - of masochistic lady-collectors, going under the brilliantly dandy pseudonyms 'Casanova' and 'The Gentleman Caller'.

The Kidnappees: Lots of thoroughly underserving womenfolk, most notably kickboxing escapee Kate McTiernan (Ashley Judd).

Does It End Well? If Morgan Freeman's batting for the nice guys, nothing ever ends that badly, as he's made entirely of weapons-grade lovely.

So yeah, the creepy forest torture-warren where Judd's less escapey sisters are being held captive is sprung. In your face, dandy trickster(s).