The Kidnappers: The Parisian wing of the Albanian mafia, who are apparently doing a roaring trade in sex slaves. Nice guys, then.

The Kidnappees: Teenagers Kim (Maggie Grace) and Amanda (Katie Cassidy), naive U2 fans following the tourbus to Europe. And no, they still didn't deserve it.

Does It End Well? Not for poor drugged-up Amanda, alas, but Kim just so happens to be the daughter of recently retired CIA operative Liam Neeson (note to movie cops: NEVER RETIRE), so obviously she's mostly just twiddling her fingers until he rocks up.

Well, sort of. In an understandably terrified-looking way.