The Kidnappers: Um...well, nobody, really. German nihilists would have us believe they done it, but they don't half fib.

The Kidnappee: See above, but supposedly Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid), porn star trophy wife of the titular paraplegic 'millionaire'.

Does It End Well? Hard to say, since none of the hugely messy triple-cross was ever real in the first place.

But, insofar as Bunny ends up safely back home, The Dude ends up at the bowling alley, and we end up with one of the greatest slacker comedies of all time, we kinda have to say yes.

Except for Donny, of course; "goodnight, sweet prince."