The Villain: A turncoat Time Lord who possesses many aliases, including Koschei. At his craziest, he has threatened to destroy the universe, though really he wants to control it and attain the title Master Of All Matter. His madness is attributed to the fact that he has the perpetual sound of drumming in his head. Tinnitus is no laughing matter, kiddies.

The Master and the Doctor were childhood friends. But when the Doctor fled their homeworld of Gallifrey, The Master was sent to apprehend him. The two are considered intellectual equals, but polar opposites in character. The Master’s arrogance and vanity are his downfall.

The Director: Quentin Tarantino. Because damn those Time Lords like to talk. And if anybody can make all that chatter interesting, it's Tarantino.

Key Scene: The Master is confronted by the Time Lords in a deserted warehouse. They think he's a "rat", but he professes his innocence. Inevitably, it ends in one Lord having his ear cut off amid the ensuing bloodbath...