The Princess: Albert is an over-emotional, over-sentimental, over-the-top drag queen who performs as Starina at his partner’s club, The Birdcage.

He’s happiest when he’s surrounded by pretty things.
 
How Spoilt? Albert absolutely cannot compromise on anything. It’s his way or the highway.

Which mostly means his way.
 
Karmic Punishment: Being forced to pretend he's part of a straight couple is punishment enough in Albert’s eyes.