18 Bad Movie Dates

Valentine's Day relationship massacres

By Total FilmFeb 14th 2011
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Little Children (2006)

The Bad Date: Ronnie’s fresh out of prison (having been banged up after exposing himself to a minor), and having a hard time of it. So his dear mama sets him up on a date – which goes pretty badly.

Worst Moment: After the date falls apart, Ronnie winds up masturbating in her car – which is sat outside a children’s playground.

How To Make It Romantic: Masturbation on a first date is a no-no. Cut it out, Ronnie.

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    • Hadouken76

      Feb 14th 2011, 14:00

      I think Evil Dead 2 ranks as probably the worst, if you have to decapitate your demonically-possessed girlfriend, then its fair to say the relationships going nowhere.

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    • ChrisWootton

      Feb 14th 2011, 15:40

      Ha, excellent call Hadouken

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    • KerrAvon

      Feb 14th 2011, 22:17

      Took my now ex girlfriend to watch Wolverine as our first date. She loved it, I hated it. I should have taken that as a sign really.

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