18 Idiotic Ideas For The Blade Runner Sequel

How to ruin a classic in 18 easy steps...

By George WalesMar 8th 2011
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Blade Runner 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Plot: A new strain of replicants have infiltrated Earth, with an enhanced emotion chip that allows them to mimic the more human qualities that had once eluded them. However, a glitch in their new software means that exposure to loud music leads to uncontrollable break-dancing. Deckard must fire up his boom-box and strap on his dancing shoes as he attempts to track down the toe-tapping interlopers.

Starring: Zac Efron dusts off his High School Musical moves to star as Deckard, with Diversity appearing as the dancing replicants.

Directed By: John Chu. What do you mean you’ve never heard of him? Step Up 2: The Streets? Justin Bieber: Never Say Never? Get your fingers on the pulse…

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    • playsatan13

      Mar 8th 2011, 12:11

      Knowing hollywood one of these ideas will become the new film, But the Story (do androids dream of electric sheep) left a lot of stuff that was never even considered for the film. Such as :- The scale of the fake animal trade (Deckard was only hunting to get money for a living pet instead of a fake one). The Replicant police station (run by replicants) The whole religion through digital hallucinations the empathy box the buster friendly show. But most importantly:- The Replicants were built for off-world labour, so theres the whole colonising space story line that was never explored in either the book or film. the only reason there was people on earth was because they were disabled, poor or just plain didn't want to leave. Plus replicants usually had to kill their master to escape. but on a lighter note, your Electric boogaloo story would make an awsome spoof

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    • apo1978

      Mar 8th 2011, 13:36

      Err.... dalidab1982, are you being sarcastic or have you REALLY missed the point of this feature? Also, shouldn't it be the Wachowski "siblings"? Larry has lost his man-veg.

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    • Hadouken76

      Mar 8th 2011, 18:28

      sooo...is he a replicant or no?

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    • writerdave87

      Mar 9th 2011, 0:09

      I'm of the opinion he's a replicant- how else does Edward James Olmos know what Deckard's dreams are of? Or why Deckard's eyes gleam in the same way as the replicants... Anyway... what we all want to see is Justin Bieber as a young Deckard. Right dalidab? :p

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    • writerdave87

      Mar 9th 2011, 12:30

      I think if you imply George Sampson looks like a young Edward James Olmos again, the universe is going to b***h slap you...

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    • writerdave87

      Mar 9th 2011, 17:04

      A future in writing gay porn movie parodies clearly awaits you...

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    • Frankie88

      Mar 14th 2011, 21:02

      Wet dream No 56: Warner Bros hires Duncan Jones to direct a movie set in Blade Runner 'world' with different characters, in different timeline and maybe different planet.

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    • writerdave87

      Mar 16th 2011, 1:21

      Apart from the slight problem that JF Sebastian dies in Blade Runner, William H Macy would make a great older version.

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    • Hannabella

      Apr 26th 2011, 5:56

      Okay a Blade Runner sequel= BAD IDEA. Here's one rule in film. If it's not broken DON'T TRY TO F***ING FIX IT! Sure it wasn't a big hit back in the day. But with Blade Runner, it's still an awesome movie. In fact this is my favourite line."I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die." So please Hollywood, I know the important thing now is making money, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.

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