The Plot: The Tyrell Corporation has developed plans to create a new batch of super-replicants, powered by a set of ancient crystal skulls. When Deckard gets wind of their plans, he must infiltrate the company and de-rail the planned production, before a bunch of irate (and somewhat unconvincing) aliens pitch up to earth and start setting fire to everyone’s brains.
Starring: There’s no way Harrison Ford would agree to something so farcical…wait, what are we saying? This is right up his alley!
Directed By: George Lucas has ruined most of his own masterpieces, so why not give him the chance to mangle somebody else’s?