Jumping The Couch

The notorious Oprah sofa incident is the high/lowlight of Tom’s unfathomable campaign of self-destruction in 2005. It proved to the world that being in love with Katie Holmes looks weirdly like being an electro-shocked salmon.

Medal Of Honor

Most of us are mortified when a stray childhood snap turns up on Facebook. But imagine seeing a video of yourself receiving a special medal from your secretive cult go viral - complete with a limping cover of the Mission Impossible theme and deeply sinister highlights of your acceptance speech.