18 Movie Characters Who Need A Spin-Off
Scene stealers who deserve to nab the big screen
By Simon KinnearJun 17th 2010Kirk Lazarus
The Spin-Off: Sure, Tropic Thunder's Len Grossman is a stellar choice for a spin-off, as announced earlier this month; arguably, though, there’s a better candidate from the same film.
Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Junior), the hottest actor on the planet, feels creatively unfulfilled. So he devises a new venture.
Lazarus will ‘play’ a real-life person, 24-7, somewhere in America. The first person to spot him wins £10 million – but Lazarus is confident nobody will cash in.
Cue an extraordinary existential rom-com, as Lazarus slips into anonymity as a paraplegic female librarian.
Key Scene: ‘Doris Slater’ falls in love with a colleague, but breaks down in tears as (s)he admits he can’t have children. “They sewn me up down there,” she sobs, pulling down her skirt to prove the lack of vagina.
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DonisFun
Jun 17th 2010, 12:21
Yeah all rubbish there is only one character in a film that deserves a spin off...... Sir Ben as Don Logan in Sexy Beast. Ok I know he's dead but couldn't there be a prequel or something, please... just entertain the thought!
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Desperation
Jun 17th 2010, 12:32
A Gay Perry spin-off would work, definitely.
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AYBGerrardo
Jun 17th 2010, 13:14
Great minds think alike, I guess. But you're getting a bit slow, TF, I did a similar list 5 days ago - different choices though: http://www.smartinnameonly.co.cc/2010/06/12/10-great-supporting-characters-who-deserve-their-own-spin-offs/
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Hadouken76
Jun 17th 2010, 15:20
not just you but E*****'s (sounds like cricket referee) is at it as well, what is goin on??
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Ichi1
Jun 17th 2010, 16:24
Is this list a spin-off of the list of cameo characters who deserve a spin off that Empire posted a few days ago? Sounds like a popular topic right now....thanks Tom Cruise.
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cleanbreak
Jun 18th 2010, 20:52
Well, I'm going to have to go ahead and suggest Bill Lumbergh from Office space. Frankly Gary Cole is a comedy god.
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theboosher
Jun 18th 2010, 21:13
there should definitely be a film for walter sobcheck and his service in 'nam
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Nickey09
Jun 18th 2010, 22:18
"Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam" - f**k YEAH!!!
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