"You've picked the most disgusting way to die!" rants Marcello Mastroianni, reneging on a group 'suicide by eating' pact. He's immediately proved right as an overloaded bog malfunctions, showering him with glistening turd-water.

"Horrors! A tidal wave!" he shrieks, as his mates' guffaws mask a darkly comic coup-de-grace: Mastroianni kills himself shortly afterwards.