Separated from his whip-cracking dad during a jungle car-chase, Shia LaBeouf’s Mutt does exactly what any self-respecting ’50s teen would do to catch up: swing through the trees like Tarzan.

And why should he do it alone when there’s a troop of chattering CG monkeys to gleefully join in, rather than throw shit at him like any real (movie-loving) simian would? Rubbish.