Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cones

Suggested by: alannamooney

The Original: George Lucas’ turgid prequel sequel, which sees Anakin Skywalker taking Padmé Amidala on a series of awkward dates, while Obi Wan strokes his beard over an assassination attempt, uncovering a plot to create an army made entirely of clone warriors. Disappointing.

Typo Remake: George Lucas’ turgid prequel sequel, which sees Anakin Skywalker taking Padmé Amidala on a series of awkward driving lessons, while Obi Wan strokes his beard over a hit and run attempt, uncovering a plot to create a road made entirely out of traffic cones. Confusing.

Dream Cast: Exactly the same as Attack Of The Clones.

Dream Director: David Lynch.

Die Herd

Suggested by: sowasred2012

The Original: New York cop John McClane is having a very bad day. He’s travelled to LA to visit his wife, arriving to discover her office building has been taken over by terrorists. McClane has to take them down, using the weapons he finds along the way.

Typo Remake: Farmer Jack McCain is having a very bad day. He’s travelled to the chicken shed to visit his wife, arriving to discover the coop has been taken over by cows. McCain has to take them down, using a pitchfork he finds along the way.

Dream Cast: The bloke from Last Of The Summer Wine.

Dream Director: The bloke from Last Of The Summer Wine.

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