Flight Of The Na'vigator
Suggested by: FreddoJr
The Original: A kid is abducted by aliens, returning to earth 8 years later with a new best friend; a flying saucer. The ‘80s were a weird time.
Typo Remake: A kid is abducted by blue cat-people, returning to earth 8 years later with a new best friend; a blue alligator with massive dragon’s wings. It's a Na'vi gator. That can fly.
Dream Cast: Sam Worthington, people who live in computers.
Dream Director: JC. No, not Jesus. The other JC.
Animal Hose
Suggested by: koduckgirl
The Original: The story of a gang of students living in a wild college frat house, as they toga, toga, toga their way out of trouble from the college dean.
Typo Remake: Wacky family comedy about a workaholic divorced dad named David, who spends so much time in the office, he hardly sees his kids.
In fact, he’s let them down so much that they no longer want to see him.
Because he's never in it, he cares so little about his home that it has fallen into disrepair; his paint is peeling, his rooms are messy and his garden is overgrown.
But when his neighbours file a court order, claiming his house is bringing down prices of the entire street, our hero is forced to clean it up. He repaints the house, cuts the lawn, and gets out the garden hose.
Only, when he turns it on, it spits out animals instead of water. It starts slowly, with a few mice, then as the spray gets bigger, elephants start thudding out.
Once word gets around the neighbourhood that David has an Animal Hose, he becomes popular with every kid in town, except his own.
Having fun with the neighbourhood kids, he realises just how much he’s missed out on with his own children, and resolves to win them back, using the animals that sputter out of his hose, animals that are become increasingly mythological…
Dream Cast: Jim Carrey as David, Robin Williams as his angry neighbour, Megan Fox as a sexy fox, Sean Connery as a griffin.
Dream Director: Michael Bay.
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maninacan
Oct 23rd 2009, 20:57
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Agent69
Oct 23rd 2009, 21:04
I want Se8en made, NOW.
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theGlimmerTwin
Oct 24th 2009, 3:33
Well chuffed to see my suggestion in the list :) Must say, I did have a soft spot for my 'Hobocop' idea though, could be a comedy classic lol
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