The Franchise: Lee Majors is Colt Seavers - a classic 80s name, equal parts aggressive sports shoe and virulent horse disease - who happens to be a stunt man, big truck driver, and part-time bounty hunter.
Key Elements: Which part of 'stunt man and part-time bounty hunter' is giving you trouble? (Actually, if it's the sheer sofa-gnawing ludicrousness of that concept, then fair enough.)
The Cast: Matt Damon as Seavers, with Michelle Williams as the obligatory...well, woman. Who fancies him a bit.
Dream Director: Walter Parkes is allegedly on to produce a DreamWorks version, so let's go the whole hog - get Spielberg in.